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Ok I'm in need of a good laugh, it's Friday and its been a long week. So I thought we could all share something funny our little ones did either recently or maybe something that happen a long time ago and you haven't forgot yet.
Here's mine..... Last night dd was taking her bath and when I took the little monster out she farts like five times on my arm bare butt and all. Ok that was ucky for me but dh thought it was the funniest thing.
Let's see who can make us laugh the hardest.
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Ok here are mine......I kid you not my 2 year old tries my patience every single day and it is usually when I am in the bathroom!
So this morning I was in the bathroom and my 2 and 3 year old were eating waffles with butter on at the table. Well I came out and Kaylin had taken the tub of butter and was scooping butter onto her waffle, not only that but she was putting it in her hair! She has a thing with this lately yesterday it was yogurt, of course when I was in the bathroom.
Then just about 1/2 hour ago the girls were in their room playing with barbies and I go in their and here she is with daddy's tube of hair gel squirting it onto her hands. She is telling me that it is soap and she needs to wash her hands! So instead of giving her another bath I just put the extra hair gel in her hair. ughhh Let's see what she does next...I will report later.
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When I was pregnant, we would sometimes ask my nephews where the baby was. Well, we asked the 3 year old nephew in public where the baby was and he starts poking my boobs. So we explain to him that is where the baby's milk comes from. Later, someone else asks him and its back to the boobs. It was just hilarious having a little 3 year old poking my boobs in public.
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My event was a converstaion with my 3 yr old.
The other day we were driving in the car and he made an observation that the dark was sleeping because it was light out. I said back to him that the sun must be taking a nap because it was a rainy cloudy day. He thought about it for a minute and said mommy I think the sun is out having cofee with the dark He kills me. that little guy.
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My 3 yo niece, will be 4 next month, was at my house the other day after daycare. She is just horrible about putting stuff in her mouth, she knows I will tell her once then the second time she does it I take it away, whatever it is she's put in her mouth.
I was sitting on the couch making out my grocery list and watching cartoons w/ her, and as I sat there I put the pen cap in my mouth, not chewing on it or anything, just had the tip of the cap in my mouth. She comes up to me and says, can you eat that pen? I said, what? She said you know you're only supposed to put things you can eat or drink in your mouth, so if you do it again I'll take it away!
Good to know she is listening to me, I guess!