Ask:
I didn't mean to do it, officer, I swear! But yesterday I was at Walmart and was completely discombobulated at check-out with my two boys boinging around here and there (I don't normally let the 2yo out of the cart, but did! BIG mistake...)
So I walked off with some woman's MEAT! 2 pounds of bologna and 1 pound of deli ham!
I felt horrible! The woman has 8 kids (we spoke in line) and probably expected to feed them that bologna for lunch when she got home!
Answer:
Oops it was an accident! No fine.
Answer:
oops I wont put ya in the slammer!! if she has kids im sure she understands things do happen!!