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I am passing this on to you because it definitely works
and we could all use a little more calmness in
our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr.
Phil show, you too can find inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace
is to finish all the things you have started and have
never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I
started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the
house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot,
a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish
Cream, a bottle of Kalhua, a package of Oreo's, the
remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of
the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
Answer:
Oh my gosh that is too funny!!! Hmm....I wonder what needs finishing off in my house??