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I know some of you ladies are very creative and definitely funny so I need some help. My family is throwing me a Texas Style Baby Shower and so we're doing western decorations and bbq, etc.
But we are wanting to make signs like you see with quotes painted on pieces of wood but can't come up with any funny sayings or quotes related to babies, little girls, parenthood, pregnancy. Anything you have will be greatly appreciated. It can be funny or cute, anything! Thanks so much.
Here is what I've come up with so far:
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
A girl is
Innocence playing in the mud,
Beauty standing on its head,
and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot.
Answer:
Maybe try this site:
I usually go here when I'm looking for something clever. Good luck.
-Lucky