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Pennsylvanians - by Jeff Foxworthy
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>>I THOUGHT THIS WAS VERY INTERESTING. . . Forget Rednecks
>>......here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about
>>Pennsylvanians...
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>>If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you
>>may live in Pennsylvania.
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>>If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they
>>don't work there, you may live in Pennsylvania.
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>>If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in
>>Pennsylvania.
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>>If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who
>>dialed a wrong number, you may live in Pennsylvania.
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>>If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Philadelphia for the
>>weekend, you may live in Pennsylvania.
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>>If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Pennsylvania.
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>>If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you
>>may live in Pennsylvania. ** My favorite** mj
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>>If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back
>>again, you may live in Pennsylvania.
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>>If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
>>blizzard without flinching, you may live in Pennsylvania.
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>>If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave
>>both unloc ked, you may live in Pennsylvania.
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>>If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use
>>them, you may live in Pennsylvania.
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>>If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
>>you may live in Pennsylvania.
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>>If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and
>>everybody is passing you, you may live in Pennsylvania.
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>>If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
>>with snow, you may live in Pennsylvania.
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>>If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and
>>road construction, you may live in Pennsylvania.
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>>If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may
>>live in Pennsylvania.
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>>If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in
>>Pennsylvania.
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>>If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all
>>your Pennsylvania friends & others, you definitely live in
>>Pennsylvania.
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I've seen this before about Indiana. It's so true for both places.
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Oh my goodness, I definately live in Pennsylvania!!!
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Pennsylvania. -- this is my fav!!!