Set them by the curb...

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Heck somedays I don't think the garbage man would even pick up my dd.. I totally understand the mommy changing her name.. We have that too.. My 5 yr old dd is mouthy, rude and then turns into the sweetest little thing... I often tell her when she's naughty that I want the other little girl back..
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Awww, sometimes I think that if someone kidnaps my DS they will be beating a path back to my door to return him ASAP! :-)
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Yes, no one would want to keep my kids. Especially once they found out how much food they eat. They would bring them home right away. My sister always says to send them to her in California (whenever I am complaining about something they did) and I tell her she cant afford them. Her two kids (11 & 6) are so picky and dont eat (seems like it) that it wouldnt cost anything to feed them. She doesnt know what it is like to feed two little boys that eat like men sometimes.
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My oldest is also rude & mouthy then acts like an angel and make me feel guilty. She is always so sweet at bedtime.
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isn't amazing how they can completely change? it amazes me how one minute they are angels and the next they are making you pull your hair out. I don't think that the garbage man would keep mine she would have talked his ear off by the time he would have made it to the next street. She doesn't shut up!
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