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Ok Im going to say what we all think at least ONCE a day. My husband is brain DEAD !! I say tony would you fix lunch today let me rest for a second ? SURE ! he say YAY ,right ? NOOOOOOOOOOO! He makes them all sandwhiches and kool Aid he give kaylee a HUGE cup that is bigger that her head She turns it up and I hear the boys running and screaming I go in there RED koolaid is now EVERYWHERE~! So Im mad I tell him you did it you clean!~I storm off to my room ,because we have red kool aid everywhere ! I finally come out and look my table is red stained , there is a WHITE shirt on the table where he used it to clean it up Tonys is laying on the couch like la ti da ! Nathans spider man shirt went right in the trash , I knew id never get all that red kool aid out ~ Oh wait you thought thats all he did hahaha NOPE. I go to start laundry and tylers light yellow OLD NAVY school shirt is laying on the washer , wanna guess ? Yup it was used as a towel first ! GrRRrrr.I took the kids out side and grabbed my water hose to get them wet OMG they had a blast ! We come back in I put all the wet clothes in the sink so that I could just start them in the wash after they got baths , Tony comes in and grabs them and throws them in the laundry room on my basket of CLEAN CLOTHES. I hadnt had time to fold yet He drives , me crazy sometimes . Lord help me
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Men!
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OMG! I'd have a fit!
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Do you need some help killing him? I am available.
Men just don't think. They just do things and don't THINK.
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I'd have to say I am pretty lucky with my husband- he does a pretty good job at most things and is always willing to pitch in around the house...the ONLY complaint from me is that If I go do something on my own or with friends for a few hours one Sat. or Sunday afternoon, he things my 3 year old can go down for a nap around 4 (instead of her normal 1:30 nap). It really gets me mad, because then, she's up until midnight or even later- not tired at all!
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Okay I totally know how you feel!! My dh has a Monkey brain too. Actually no, Monkeys can be trained to do things like go into space, so they must be smart. His brain might be more like oh I don't know.....a donkey. Ya that's it a donkey. ARRRRRGH...
I'll send you my cast iron pan for the day but I must have it back as I will probably need it before the week is out
lol lol lol
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I am starting to realize its not just my dh but more of a somehwhat universal man thing ( obviously not every man ).....so I agree MEN!
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I'd feel bad if I weren't laughing so hard!
Been there!
My dh tells me to make him a list...why can't HE make it? By the time I've made one, the task would be finished!
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That soooo sounds like something my dh would do!!
Kool-aid stains so badly, I hardly ever let me kids have it because Murphy's law - it will get spilled!
Good luck with the laundry!!
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Nice. I think women have continued to evolve and men have not.
I ran errands this afternoon for 1 1/2 hours. My husband slept the entire time while he was supposed to be watching our 4 year old and 19 month old (I put her down for a nap before I left). I told him I couldn't believe he slept the entire time I was gone. He saw nothing wrong with it ,did not apologize and struck out at me for scolding him all the time. He stomped downstairs to his computer and left me to put the groceries and things away and watch the kids. NICE. As Elaine would say 'Idiot'. I stayed up all night nursing and still got up with a 2 year old and infant for several months and NEVER took a nap.