I need workers' comp!

Ask:
I have a homeschool related injury!

All last week I thought that I hurt my knee doing MILF Bootcamp and I took things easy for my workout, hoping my knee would stop aching all the time.

After a few days I realized the problem. I didn't hurt it working out -- we do about half of our school work sitting on the floor in the living room. My knee was sore because I spent too much time sitting criss-cross applesauce on the floor!

Man, I hate getting old.
Answer:

I hear you! Especially hard wood floors- they are brutal.

I need collision insurance for all the times I get hit in the head with a book. One kid on each side of me, each clutching their favorite book and waving it around... arghh...
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